Staring at plants

As of last week, I now have a tomato plant that claims to be a “big boy” tomato plant. I also have some basil, lettuce, and a bell pepper plant. The lettuce and the bell pepper need to be re-potted so at some point today I will have to bike dirt up the hill to my apartment. As a city dweller I am scared of the dirt in my yard. I am under the impression that it is filled with lead paint, gasoline, chemicals, and death. I don’t know if that is true but I was raised in New Jersey and I was taught to be afraid of dirt and water. I lived for a brief time in Boulder, Colorado and people would just go down to the creek in the middle of town and swim in it. I had to fight the urge to yell at them to not touch the water. So today I will buy dirt and take care of that.

The thing I am finding the hardest to do is leave the plants alone. I water them and then I stare at them. Then I go inside and look at them through the window. I keep expecting them to do something. “Boom! I grew a tomato for you, Gardener!” or “Boom! I’m dead. You have failed and your colony will eat nothing this winter.” I came very close to killing my tomatoes by over-watering them. This weekend I was away from my apartment for three whole days and I figured when I got home they would either be dead from neglect or thriving. I got home and they were fine. They were healthy, socializing better, driving cars, and dating. So I guess my plants are growing up. I will not tell them quite yet that I eventually plan to eat them.

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  1. Technically, you are only going to eat their babies, so that will be fine. Well, I guess you will eat the actual basil and lettuces, but no one ever said life was fair. They should have developed hideous poisons like the tomato if they wanted to prevent your eventual consumption of them. Try harder, lettuce!

  2. Yeah those leafy greens thought they could fight me off just by being a little bitter. But then the big ol’ human brain came in an invented creamy dressing. Take that! Actually I was reading more about poison tomato leaves and discovered that they contain an alkaloid called Tomatine. You can find alkaloids in tomatoes (Tomatine), potatoes (I assume Gratin), and tobacco (Nicotine). This means that in the Simpsons “Tomacco” episode the combination of nicotine and tomatine probably would have caused both addiction and gastrointestinal distress.

  3. I’m not even going to ask why you were reading about tomato poison.

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