I had some sense that this existed when I was referencing it but in my head it was a male two-piece. This is so much more disturbing and I’m sure I just blocked it out. There were a ton of Borat results which seem unnecessary. I will just leave you with this:
http://www.clothestopose.co.uk/mankini-thongs-9-c.asp Are they twins? I wish for it to be true…but it might just be photoshop toying with me.